This is your home, Coach

Ohio State's Jim Tressel passes away and enters heaven at the Pearly Gates. God greets him and gives him a tour that includes a small house with an Ohio State banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your home, Coach" says God. "Most people don"t get their own house up here."

Tressel looks at the house, then looks up the hill and sees a magnificent mansion with purple and gold LSU flags lining both sides of the driveway, and huge purple and gold banners hanging between the marble columns.

"Thanks, God" he says "but how come Les Miles gets a mansion like that?

"Oh, that's not Les Miles" house" says God, "That's mine."