what REALLY happened, last night ...

Cajun Joke At first glance, the debacle that many of us witnessed in last night's BCS championship game was devastating to die-hard LSU tiger fans. However, I hope that revealing the true story of what happened will ease, if not cure, your pain. It all began when the LSU team bus was traveling from Baton Rouge to New Orleans. When the bus had to stop for mechanical problems near the town of Laplace, it was hijacked by a group of young thugs from Laplace High School who all shared the dream of playing for the national championship in that majestic venue known as the Mercedes Benz Superdome. When their little coup proved to be successful, they quickly prevailed upon Pierre Boudreaux to join them in their quest for glory. Boudreaux, you understand, is a dead ringer for Les Miles. They even convinced Willie Washington, a fifth year junior at Laplace High, that he looked enough like George (er..make that Jordan) Jefferson to pull it off. Actually, Willie could present that "deer caught in the headlights" persona better than Jefferson himself. It is amazing that from the opening minutes of the game, no one familiar with the real LSU team could detect this fraud being perpetrated on the tiger faithful. Even when Boudreaux kept Willie in at quarterback, despite his dazzling total of 43 yards in the first half, the fans should have realized that Les Miles could not be that dumb! Les and the team had been held captive in a crawfish processing plant and were not released until this morning. When he heard what had transpired, Coach Miles adamantly insisted that his team was still number one because no team had defeated them. He immediately called Nick Saban to inform him just how pathetic it was that his team could only score 21 points against a rag-tag group of high school hooligans. I hope this clears up what happened and that your faith in the tigers has been restored...

 

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