15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes

15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes 1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? *It's Christmas, Eve ! 2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? *You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. 3. What is Santa's favorite American state? *Idaho-ho-ho! 4. A Christmas definition: *The time of year when you exchange "hello's" with strangers and "good buy's" with friends! 5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? *So he can ho-ho-ho. 6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? *Claustrophobic. 7. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? *Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. 8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year. *That's because it's on my charge card statement that long! 9. What is the cow's holiday greeting? *Mooooory Christmas! 10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time? *Jungle Bells. ;-) 11. What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas? *Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime! 12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? *Because it soots him ! 13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe? *St. Neck! 14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? *Black mail ! 15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? *Frostbite! --

 

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